omfg i just had a near death experience with this curry i just made. shit was so fucking spicy.
world without words: It's nearly "Why isn't there... →
zetsubouwill: November is only Native American History Month because of fucking Thanksgiving, and the moral of the story is how the white people became friends with the red people and lived happily ever after and then massacred the red people and stole their land. It’s amusing at least that the worst insult I hear as a Native American is “how’s your casino doing?” and I shake my head,...
It's nearly "Why isn't there a ______ History...
mattgorman: So as a pre-emptive strike, let me first answer your asinine question: THERE PROBABLY IS. You know that oft-cited, oft-out-of-context interview with Morgan Freeman? Where he says that he doesn’t like Black History Month? And he asks dude when white history month is? And dude is like “I’m Jewish”? And then Freeman is like “well when is Jewish History Month?” And he’s all “there isn’t...
Uke Tuber: LOL →
milk-crisis: strategistdalek: “Hagerstown is a disgusting, abhorrent community loaded with pregnant fifteen year olds, racially confused white boys, mudsharks, and 300 pound men who sit on their front porch. There is not a single person in the downtown area that cares about civic responsibility or… ACCURATE My white friends are afraid to drive through my neighborhood. True story.
aw damn it i meant to send that last one to wtfanime
kermitthefrrog: So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her. I sent her this gif on accident.
Last night I learned that it takes 4 shots of tequila to make me drunk, and 1 piece of cake to sober up.
I propose we bring back Rocket Power slang in 2012.
If this pie turns out terrible and I ruined my Mickey plate for shitty pie, I’m blaming it all on Vampire Weekend because I was listening to Contra while I was assembling the pie. Or maybe it was my fault for listening to Vampire Weekend in the first place.
amonstar replied to your photoset: I ruined my favorite snack plate that I got in… It EXPLODED OFF?! I would tell you more but YOU’RE NEVER ON AIM
bulldykesupermodel replied to your photoset: I ruined my favorite snack plate that I got in… hes just gonna have to love minnie with the other arm He can support her with his disability checks now.
I bought my blender at Goodwill, but it sucks so maybe I’ll donate it back and buy a new one.