i’m not gonna pretend that america is perfect but shit, there are many, many, worse places to be. compared to a huge chunk of the world i have hella rights and opportunities and resources and i think i take advantage of that sometimes
Waiting for the opener to start at an aquabats concert and I had a strong af vodka cranberry and now I’m afraid to stand up.
Also why are the children here!?! Likr not 12yo but like kindergarten age kids wtf
are you coming back to bed babe
So GWAR has a new lead singer by the name of Vulvatron. May she lead the scumdogs to glory
there’s gonna be SOOOO MANY butthurt bro-ass metalheads about this and I love it because fuck them
ALL HAIL VULVATRON
Lonesome George, the last Pinta Island giant tortoise, was unveiled at the Museum this afternoon. He will be on public view for just over 3 months, through January 4, 2015. Museum scientists worked closely with taxidermy experts to preserve Lonesome George as he appeared in life.
I got someone else’s electric bill in the mail and like I want to put it in their mailbox but I already opened it :s oops
|—||A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)|
me: *petting a cat* nice
cat: *bathes self where i touched it*