pixelgarden:

i’m not gonna pretend that america is perfect but shit, there are many, many, worse places to be. compared to a huge chunk of the world i have hella rights and opportunities and resources and i think i take advantage of that sometimes

Waiting for the opener to start at an aquabats concert and I had a strong af vodka cranberry and now I’m afraid to stand up.

Also why are the children here!?! Likr not 12yo but like kindergarten age kids wtf

ultralorde:

are you coming back to bed babe

ultralorde:

are you coming back to bed babe

unbear:

dweeb-queen-4ever:

toxic-piss:

goatslayer666:

strugglefuck:

So GWAR has a new lead singer by the name of Vulvatron. May she lead the scumdogs to glory

HAIL VULVATRON!

there’s gonna be SOOOO MANY butthurt bro-ass metalheads about this and I love it because fuck them

ALL HAIL VULVATRON

holy shit

amnhnyc:

Lonesome George, the last Pinta Island giant tortoise, was unveiled at the Museum this afternoon. He will be on public view for just over 3 months, through January 4, 2015. Museum scientists worked closely with taxidermy experts to preserve Lonesome George as he appeared in life. 
Learn more about Lonesome George. 

amnhnyc:

Lonesome George, the last Pinta Island giant tortoise, was unveiled at the Museum this afternoon. He will be on public view for just over 3 months, through January 4, 2015. Museum scientists worked closely with taxidermy experts to preserve Lonesome George as he appeared in life. 

Learn more about Lonesome George

I got someone else’s electric bill in the mail and like I want to put it in their mailbox but I already opened it :s oops

details @ Moschino SS15

I thought this was a close up of a Barbie at first.

*drinks an 8oz coffee with ice*
*heart palpitations*
*anxiety*
*caffeine rush*
*still tired*

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image